Relaxation Ambassador T-Shirts

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Self help acupuncture

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Lazy Octopus

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

My God, I need to fart.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Yoga To-Do

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Coffee

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'