Comfortable Living Advocate Mugs

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"You won’t need refills."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'Fresh eggs!'

Castle Efficiency

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

An apple a day.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."