Conscious Living Advocate Gifts

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"You won’t need refills."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Castle Efficiency

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'Fresh eggs!'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'