Conscious Living Advocate Pillows

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"You won’t need refills."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Castle Efficiency

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Fresh eggs!'

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'