Conscientious Living Gifts

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

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Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Horn of Plenty.