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"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

Valuable Water

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Our potions are 100% organic."

'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"