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"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Snoopy with Laptop

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Valuable Water

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'