Quietude Admirer T-Shirts

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Book Me!

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Cat got your tongue?"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

The men of your dreams

Confucius say: shut up.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

Free Little Library

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.

Card night for introverts.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Shh, too much racket."

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."