Quietude Admirer Mugs

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Book Me!

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Cat got your tongue?"

The men of your dreams

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Confucius say: shut up.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.

Card night for introverts.

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"Shh, too much racket."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Make America Quiet