Quiet Type T-Shirts

"Actually I say a lot of things. I just don't think people listen."

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Confucius say: shut up.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Make America Quiet

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"I forgot to charge him."

"Shh, too much racket."

Taggers rest retirement village

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Card night for introverts.

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."