Quiet Type Mugs

"Actually I say a lot of things. I just don't think people listen."

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Confucius say: shut up.

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

Make America Quiet

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

"Shh, too much racket."

"I forgot to charge him."

Card night for introverts.

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Taggers rest retirement village

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

Mute. It is sort of like saying "shut up," but no

Shooter uses silencer for gunfight in library.