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Life in Garret 1987

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Hush puppy.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Meditation

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

She required plenty of personal space.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

The best relationships are silent.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"I spent locked out including my painting."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"I've got him on vibrate."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

Crocheting during lockdown

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."