Quiet Pillows

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Music Hater.

Hush puppy.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

She required plenty of personal space.

The best relationships are silent.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bill's never been a team player.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?