Silent Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a silent ponderer? Discover humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate creative contemplation. Perfect for those who enjoy thinking deeply, jotting down ideas, or simply appreciating a good mental voyage. Our collection features unique designs that resonate with introspective and imaginative souls. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints, these gifts are crafted to inspire and amuse the thoughtful dreamer in your circle.

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Ask me about my vow of silence.

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Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia. mockup

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

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"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

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Crowded Ice Fishing

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?" mockup

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

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"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job." mockup

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

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CartoonStock Upload

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'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.' mockup

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

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Lost and Profound.

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"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

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'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.' mockup

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

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"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex" mockup

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

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"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking." mockup

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

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Jesus wept

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Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence. mockup

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

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'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.' mockup

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

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'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?' mockup

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

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'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!' mockup

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

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"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?" mockup

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

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Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.' mockup

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

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'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..' mockup

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

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Damned if you do...

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"I'll have whatever they're having." mockup

"I'll have whatever they're having."

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Thomas Aquinas

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The thinker.

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Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?' mockup

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

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"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!" mockup

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

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'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.' mockup

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

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"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

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