Loneliness Philosopher Gifts

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'You still have no mail.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cellphone Islands

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Banana Split Personality

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

This man is an island.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Drinking Companions

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,