Isolationist Innovator Pillows

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Socially distanced sledding

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Self-employed.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

The US Abandons the World

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Snakecharming.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

2020 Panic Room

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Your library book is overdue.

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"