Self-isolation Innovator Pillows

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Lockdown casserole

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Socially distanced sledding

Self-Employment

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Husband washes the dishes

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

2020 Panic Room

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"...and this is your way of self-isolating?"

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

Lockdown goals

"I tried being my own boss, but my wife got jealous."

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

"I so could use a break."

"The Corona Diaries"