Self-isolation Pro Pillows

"I so could use a break."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

The Insiders

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Mind Island

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Your library book is overdue.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

"There's no privacy anymore."

"...and this is your way of self-isolating?"

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"