Self-isolation Experts Pillows

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Beware of dog"

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Mind Island

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

The Lone Ranger at Home

Your library book is overdue.

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."