"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."
Isolation Expert Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your favorite isolation expert’s space with a pillow that celebrates their love for solitude. Soft, stylish, and full of personality, it’s perfect for quiet moments of reflection.
"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."
The Olympic Pings
It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.
It won't be easy to celebrate your birthday during a global pandemic lockdown.
Cellphone Islands
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"Yes, I'm alone."
Socially distanced sledding
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.
Remote work
"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."
"I'm fine going all zoom."
'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'
"Beware of dog"
Confined by Coronavirus
"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."
Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."
"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"
Mind Island
Shelf-Isolation
The Side Effect of Self-Awareness
"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."
"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."
"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"
2020 Panic Room
The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.
Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man
"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."
The Lone Ranger at Home
Your library book is overdue.
Counsellor for man on desert island
"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."
Desert Island Zoom Support Group.
Isolation Expert Pillows Collection
Isolation Expert Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for isolation experts—perfect for cozy mornings or a humorous gift that acknowledges their love for solitude.
Isolation Expert Prints
Browse our print collection to find stylish decor that celebrates the unique independence of an isolation expert.
Isolation Expert T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating the independence of isolation experts—fun, comfy, and perfect for casual wear that speaks to their unique personality.