Isolation Expert T-Shirts

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

The Olympic Pings

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

It won't be easy to celebrate your birthday during a global pandemic lockdown.

Cellphone Islands

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Socially distanced sledding

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Remote work

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Beware of dog"

Confined by Coronavirus

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Mind Island

Shelf-Isolation

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

2020 Panic Room

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

The Lone Ranger at Home

Your library book is overdue.

Counsellor for man on desert island

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.