Isolation Innovators Pillows

"I have to self-isolate - pass the packing tape...Cough!"

Cellphone Islands

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Socially distanced sledding

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Self-employed.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Remote work

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Confined by Coronavirus

"Beware of dog"

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Mind Island

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

2020 Panic Room

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.