Dealing With Self-isolation Pillows

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

The Lone Ranger at Home

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Go away

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Self-Isolatteion

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Missing the human touch.

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"Could you keep it down please!"

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

"There's no privacy anymore."