Self-isolation Period Pillows

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Mind Island

Self-Isolatteion

Go away

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Five Stages of Lockdown

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

Your library book is overdue.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."