Creative Isolationist T-Shirts

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Remote work

The US Abandons the World

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

Counsellor for man on desert island

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Prison Escape

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"Have you been here long?"

You are here - They are there

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

"I recommend self-isolation."

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Corona isolation

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

Guy on deserted island gets Covid test

Personal Space

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Day 40 of self-isolation and time had taken on a different concept.

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

Corona island

Fighting coronavirus

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Coronavirus

"Gnome man is an island!"

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars