Isolation Irony Fan Pillows

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

The US Abandons the World

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Mind Island

'Don't worry, Ma'am -- we'll do everything for him that psychobabble can do!'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

Your library book is overdue.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"Okay, hold really still..."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

"Not more 'me time'?"