Isolation Irony Fan T-Shirts

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

The US Abandons the World

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

'Don't worry, Ma'am -- we'll do everything for him that psychobabble can do!'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

Your library book is overdue.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"Okay, hold really still..."

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

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