Isolation Humor Lover Prints

A businessman trapped on a desert

Desert Island Messages

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

IT security.

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

COVID-19 dime

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

Counsellor for man on desert island

"Failure is not an option (it comes bundled with the software)"

Prison Escape

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

Corona isolation

Cats Zoom

Open Restaurant

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

"A dog? You put me on a deserted island with a dog?"

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

I'm Self-Isolating

Fighting coronavirus

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

"I know there's plenty more fish in the sea, Arron, but your bait's too small to attract anything else."