Isolation Humor Fans Prints

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

I'm Self-Isolating

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Do you have any books on perception?"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Self-Isolatteion

Shelf-Isolation

Counsellor for man on desert island

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Prison Escape

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"There's no privacy anymore."

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

Desert Island Messages

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

'We must be the meatballs.'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

Corona isolation