Isolation Humor Fans Mugs

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

I'm Self-Isolating

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Self-Isolatteion

Shelf-Isolation

Counsellor for man on desert island

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Prison Escape

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"There's no privacy anymore."

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Desert Island Messages

'We must be the meatballs.'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

'I know you didn't actually transact any business, but we do have a $2.00 cover charge.'

Corona isolation

Wal -Martyrs