Independence Lovers Pillows

Think for yourselves! Shorn would finally die in a head-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Footing The Bill

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'Watch yourself.'

Dun spellchecking.

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'I think my parents want me to move out.'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'If at first you don't succeed, don't plan on moving back home.'

"I realize times are tough, but it's time you went out on your own."

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

"Get me Uncle Sam. Border immigration is a mess."