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Think for yourselves! Shorn would finally die in a head-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Footing The Bill

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'Watch yourself.'

Dun spellchecking.

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'I think my parents want me to move out.'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

"Get me Uncle Sam. Border immigration is a mess."

"I realize times are tough, but it's time you went out on your own."

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'If at first you don't succeed, don't plan on moving back home.'