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Chose to go it alone...please help.

He wanted to live free. The aliens did not agree.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Monuments

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

The Gladiator.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

First love.

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'I'm Bored'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Moses' TV guide.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Freddie's water