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'It's one of the perks of being self-employed.'

"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."

'I dream of soaring free, like an eagle!' 'I dream of being free range, like a chicken.'

Cows trying to liberate humans

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Flamin-goes & Flaming-stays

"It was DIY that broke up a relationship. I wanted to have sex on my own are you want to do it with me."

"She wishes to range free!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"FREEDOM!!!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Pubertry

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"