Independence Seekers Gifts

'It's one of the perks of being self-employed.'

"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."

'I dream of soaring free, like an eagle!' 'I dream of being free range, like a chicken.'

Cows trying to liberate humans

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"It was DIY that broke up a relationship. I wanted to have sex on my own are you want to do it with me."

"She wishes to range free!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Pubertry

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."