Defiance Lover Pillows

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I said slime."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Broomstick crash.

"The knights of the round accent table"

Wotan with eye patch

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Apple Pie Abduction

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.