Theme Song Lover Pillows

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

George Martin

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Jerry Lordan

Karaoke night.

Musical genres

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Foxy lady

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Elephant and Castle

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Keyboard player

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Christine McVie

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

Nick Cave.