Theme Song Lover Pillows

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Foxy lady

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Elephant and Castle

Christine McVie

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Keyboard player

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"