Rock & Roll Lovers Gifts

"Do you have anything by The Doors...?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Plum jam...

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Plymouth Rock

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Snake Charming

Disease-y Top

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Islington Angels.

Sir Elton John

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'