Rock Star Enthusiasts Pillows

The Elvis nobody wanted to know.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Listening to Coldplay.

Robbie Williams

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ozzy Osbourne

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Disease-y Top

David Bowie

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Rod Stewart

Robert Johnson.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Nick Cave.

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Santa Metal Claus

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

'I'm with the band.'

Gregg Allman

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'Death, where is thy Sting?'