Rock Band Fans Gifts

"Noel, what was it about your £20m divorce settlement that made you decide to get back with Oasis?"

EWE 2.

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'I'm with the band.'

Pete Townshend

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Original punks go to reunion

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Freeberg

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Courtney Love

'I'm so lonesome...'

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"I feel stupid and contagious"

"No, I said I love U2."

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

Dealer or No Dealer.

Mike Rutherford

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."