Rock Fan Mugs

Buskers' placard reads: 'Please give generously (or I play 'Angels' again)'.

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

"Cool t-shirt."

How Are Ya'll Feelin' Tonight?

'All of it-or I walk.'

The Fray

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pete Townshend

No,no,no !...I said..No More Cow Bell !

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Italica

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Jimi Hendrix.

Steve Howe.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Johnny Winter.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle