Nostalgic Rocky Fan Gifts

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Senior Jeopardy!

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Jimi Hendrix.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Jeremy Clarkson.

Crap others threw out

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Pete Townshend

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

A 1950's Barber Shop

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Angels making snow humans

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."