Waste Reduction Fan Gifts

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Tortoise polishing his shell

The Salmon Fisherman

Smart Arse Meter

Recycling Centre

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

SOS of Garbage

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Chemical Waste.

"Isn't it amazing? No two pieces of trash are exactly the same."

Recycling

Introducing clean conscience products

Ecological electricity

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Bottle Bank.

Food Waste

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'