Upcycling Fan Gifts

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tree Squirrel

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Decorating on a shoestring'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Curling Rocks!

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'... But, I don't want to see the potential. I want to see the dream house you promised me.'

'Can't you workmen use the canteen for your tea break ?'