Upcycling Fan Pillows

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

Best before 65 million BC.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Adult Barbershop

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tree Squirrel

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Curling Rocks!

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Elvis' autopsy

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'