Upliftment Fan Gifts

God Loves You

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Caliologist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Canine Comedians

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Migration Music

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Ancient taxi

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'