Upliftment Fan Gifts

God Loves You

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Caliologist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Scientists building a tower

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

Ancient taxi

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Michael McIntyre.

Migration Music

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."