Garbage Collector Fan Pillows

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Declutter Your Life

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

cayetana de alba

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

I'm your biggest fan.

Water.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

No Nesting

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Garbage is a collector's item.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Fox Operated Fan

Bottle Bank.

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."