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'It's a call from Tate Modern.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Could you keep still?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Creation of Red Wine

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

The Cremaster Cycle

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

The Kali De Milo.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'