Connoisseurs Of Creativity T-Shirts

'It's a call from Tate Modern.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bright Idea

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Thinking outside of the box

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Could you keep still?"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"He's an abstract artist."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Who's the new guy?'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

The Kali De Milo.

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."