Care Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

Bookworm Sleepover

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Who's the new guy?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You're stealing the blanket."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"He's a mental-health critic."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Maids At Home.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

Covid - Comfort Candles

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

Jewish Deep Thinker

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"