Home Care Enthusiast Pillows

New more powerful, furniture polish.

"Don't get any pine needles on the new carpet darling!"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

No bottle feeding.

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Great Perfume!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'You missed a spot.'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'Angiogram.'

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'