Home Care Expert Pillows

'Uh oh - looks as though that red shirt wasn't colour fast!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Bathing and Showering.

"Great Perfume!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

'You missed a spot.'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

New more powerful, furniture polish.

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'